Here's what will happen if Greece returned to the drachma....

If Greece dared to leave the eurozone and return to the drachma, then a series of terrible suffering to be shocked ...

- You will not have water

- Will stop raining

- Our homes will be demolished and will be demolished by themselves before foreigners buy a loaf of bread instead of a German strudel

- Will cease to exist summer

- The temperature will immediately fall by 30-40 degrees

- The trees will dry

- The fish will flee to other seas

- Will dry up rivers and lakes

- The birds will stop chirping

- Will not be able to pee standing up

- Will undergo precipitation throughout the road network of the country

- Will never again erupted sun

- Will die all live

- Will not be able to buy oil (Albania truth that buys it? Now that we purchased from Iran to pay?)

- We exclude the markets (and now we are not excluded)

- Will cause a giant tsunami in the Aegean

- Will close factories producing padlocks

- Will dominate the terror and anarchy and now live in a serious state organomeno

- Will melt the snow in Pindos

- Peter will flee from Mykonos

- Will leave all illegal immigrants

- Would empty shops and now we are going and spending lavishly on our markets

These and many other dreadful and terrible things will happen if I return to the drachma